Yes, you read that correctly, I did not misspell that. Butt Cake. Now, apparently this is a thing. Let’s start with the cake.

Step 1: get in the car
Step 2: go to the store
Step 3: buy your husbands favorite cake

*when you are doing sexy things with food, let’s be honest, no one cares what it tastes like.

**also you are a very busy woman and do not have time to cook anything outside of the norm unless this is going to be their sole focus

Step 4: when your husband arrives home strip naked
Step 5: sit your happy ass in that cake that you did not waste time baking
Step 6: Enjoy

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