Don’t Tell Me How It’s Going To Be

I feel like being a newlywed, as I suppose I’m still considered in the honeymoon phase based on peoples reactions and responses when I tell them how long I’ve been married, I feel like nobody takes me seriously. I feel like people think that I don’t know what I’m talking about and I feel like people undermine my thoughts and views on marriage. Is everyone that unhappy that they can’t accept that someone else is?…

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Why We Should Focus on the Positives…But Not TOO Much

So often we humans focus on the negatives. I’m going to tell you why we should spend more time focusing on the positives…but not too much! Do you ever feel like you are bragging about your life? I mean is that not what we all do on social media all day long? Every time you post a picture of you smiling with your partner or check in at a fancy restaurant…what message are you sending?…

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How Granny Panties Will Ruin Your Marriage

It started off as an accident….. that has turned deadly. I needed new underwear. My ass kept getting fatter and with that my underwear were becoming increasingly snug. I knew it was time for some new panties. I had bought some boy shorts for sleepy time long ago from Walmart…yes I do buy Walmart undies. They were perfect. Just the right amount of coverage to be comfortable and just the right amount of booty cheeks…

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5 Powerful Reasons Farting Kills Your Marriage

A dear friend reminded me of this topic that I feel very strongly about and always have. I get a lot of slack for it but I don’t care. I am sticking to my beliefs and no one will change that. Sounds serious right? Well it is but it isn’t. I will give you 5 reasons not to fart in front of your husband. To fart or not to fart? That is the question here.…

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How Hard Is The First Year of Marriage?

Here’s a therapist answer for you… “it depends.” Since it has been one year since our beautiful nuptials and now 1 year into my blogging (yay! Because I am more than surprised to make it to one year) I think it only necessary to reflect on this past year of marriage. I have heard over and over that the first year of marriage is the hardest? I don’t know what world those people were living…

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